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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:29
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Reddit user surprised when 1960s computer panel emerged from collapsed family garage - Ars Technica
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What makes outside showers appealing? Why are they not commonly seen?
Just Forget it!
No go.
So they tried
What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What would it take for you to consider yourself a "Swiftie" like Flavor Flav?
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Still no good.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What does it mean if you dream your dad died?
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts